Getting Stuck in the toilet!

So last Wednesday I had dinner with the family and watched Harry Potter after (the movie was good). My friends asked me to join them in the club and I decided that I should show face. Since i was already tired, I left the club after half and hour and headed home. I wanted to sleep before 1am. So i reached home, checked facebook for a moment, and my stomach told me that I needed to go to the bathroom.

I switched everything off and headed to my bedroom, you know psychologically, the nearer you get to the bathroom, the more intense the feeling gets. So I went to my room, closed the door, locked it with the pad lock (I usually do that to prevent thieves from entering) went into the toilet, and then closed the toilet door.

After finishing up, I thought about my comfortable bed, as I tried to open the door, it didn't budge. I turned the handle left and right, kept turning it, and it won't open. Everyone was asleep, I was the only one on the second floor, and there was no one in my room. My mobile phone was left on my bed, and there is nothing hard in my toilet.

So i panicked, I took the thickest and hardest piece of toilet reading i could find which is my Harry Potter and The Order of The Phoenix book and started whacking the door handle till it broke. But i still couldn't open the door. I was so tired that I just lay on the floor and wanted to sleep and wait till the next morning.

But I couldn't sleep. And I was desperate. I wanted to scream, but no one would hear me, and even if i did wait till the morning, my mom would have to get someone to either climb to my balcony, or break my bed room door down, so i started kicking the bottom part of my door, till it broke, and crawled out of my bathroom.

God, after one hour, I finally got out, i went straight to my bed, and passed out!

Sucks to be me.

xoxo

Jeffrey James