The Oreos!

It's Super Tuesday in wingut world, and other than the cable news pundits and political junkies, no one really cares. Flipper will continue his inevitable march towards the GOP nomination, and the rest of the candidates will hang in until their fat cat benefactors tell them to go and get a real job.

I actually want to blog about something much more important tonight: the 100th anniversary of the Oreo cookie! That little treat is as A-merry-can as apple pie.

So anywhoo, in honor of A-merry-ca's favorite cookie, I would like to award some of my fellow Negro A-merry-cans with the first ever Oreo. (Kind of like the Oscars but less acting involved.)

1. Beyonce- This Diva gets two Oreos. She would have named that crumb snatcher White Ivy if she had her way.

2. Allen West- Allen gets three Oreos. Allen wants to be on the republican ticket as VP, but I don't think they want to run two white guys this time around.

3. Larry Elder-Three Oreos for Larry. Larry actually wrote a book called "Stupid Black Men." Yes he did.

4. Jesse Lee Peterson- I was just on Jesse's show so I am only going to give him one Oreo. Jesse actually said that "black racists elected Obama." Poor Jesse. I actually feel sorry for the guy.

5. O.J. Simpson-Juice never really cared much for you Negroes until he killed his wife and needed you all to set him free. Now Juice is where he belongs. I wonder if he hooked up with the Aryans in prison. Four Oreos for O.J.

6. Herman Cain- Herman, I notice that all your jump offs had one thing in common. Four Oreos for Herman.

7. Every black Tea Party member in A-merry-ca-What do you think all those Tea Party folks are going to do when they get bored with Obama? Five Oreos for you Negroes. 

8. Thomas Sowell-Thomas probably doesn't even eat Oreos. At least not the cookie part. Four Oreos for Thomas.

9. Tiger Woods- No comments needed. Five Oreos for Tiger.

10.  Niger Innis- Maybe it's his name. Anyway, Niger says that "Obama has failed the country." I am guessing that Niger wouldn't say that about a white president. Three Oreos for Niger.

Congrats on your Oreos, folks! Now go out and drink lots of milk.

BTW, I am live-tweeting Super Tuesday. @thefieldnegro






    

A man purse, Super Tuesday, and going gun crazy.

Honestly, what is wrong with the A-merry-can male and this bogus machismo and virility in which he likes to wrap himself? Personally, I loved LeBron's man purse, but I think I am in a small minority with this one. The poor guy is getting killed for it. Why?

Now that I know that my Sixers won't be going anywhere in the playoffs, I think I will be rooting for James and the LeBrons to get a ring. This hateration of LeBron has gotten way out of control. Folks, unless you live in Cleveland, Ohio, you have no business hating on LeBron. None. If you lost nine of your fingers you could count the guys in the NBA with a better game than LeBron with the finger you have left. Dude is that good.

So please fellows, let's ease up on LeBron and his man purse. You might not like it, but please don't knock the hustle.

Speaking of hustle, Flipper is still trying to hustle up votes in the republican primary. Tomorrow is Super Tuesday and I am pretty sure that Flipper will come out smelling like roses. Rick should have just walked away while he is ahead. The more he talked the further he dropped in the polls. And now, sadly, there is no coming back for the theocrat from Pistolvania. He got pounded on FOX NEWS of all places, and he had to come clean about the lie he told about Obama and four year colleges. Even his wife thinks that he is f&^***g up the campaign.

So yes folks, it will be Flipper representing the GOP come November. But he better wrap this thing up fast, because his negatives are rising faster than rush's johnson in an Oxycontin factory.

Finally, if Obama wins some of you Negroes might consider going back to Africa. In case you haven't heard gun sales are on the rise in A-merry-ca because folks are scared of the possibility of Obama winning four more years.

"Obama favors complete ban of handguns (except for the Black Panthers)."

Yipes! Mr. President, please bring the troops home, we might need them here to protect you and the rest of us Negroes in the very near future.