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The Flintstones have been glued to their outhouse.This is the stone age punishment for adultery7 generations of descendants assume the gilt of their progenitors.

Mystery Solved

After you're done shooting extinct animals in the uvula, you can practice smoking to prepare you for growing up.

Mystery Toy

Some Junk To To Tide Things Over

Mike's Thrills

Carmine Wins

It's HIM

It's the zombie from the primeval algae swamp.Made of loosely compacted ooze, he emits carbon dioxide from his staring false eyes, hypnotizing his prey into a state of benumbed flaccid torpor.The Nightmare From Before Time then sheds his waxy membrane and spews out its hellish living contents. The gleaming poisonous mass engulphs his victim, stinging every nerve ending with tiny dancing

I Wish I Had It

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Rubber Buddies

There are some characters that have such an inherent iconic quality that regardless of whether their cartoons are hilarious or not, they just look good in rubber.Doesn't this Peabody toy make you imagine it must be from a fantastic cartoon?This Tom looks good too, but is not quite so distinct or iconic as the Jay Ward characters - even though the cartoons he's in are much more animated.Some fans

The Magic Of Magic Slates

Whoever came up with the Magic Slate must have been a genius - or a witch.Remember the thrilling sound it made when you ripped your drawings into oblivion?Somewhere behind a black hole at the center of the universe are a billion drawings made by children around the world. I hear their ghastly moans in my dreams.Do you think it's odd that the largest Christian civilization in history encourages

Strange Bedfellows

Ride Mickey's Ass

Here is the most beloved cartoon icon of all time.I wonder what he does with that stick. Are those gears?I like that his reproductive equipment sticks out of both sides. Very efficient.

Bags O' Fun VS Anguished Souls in Torment

Y'know, there are a lot of cartoon characters who may have been in godawful shows, yet they still make swell lookin' bags.This is a sure sign of good character design if they hold up under your own gas.I'd love to have this semi-inflated handsome Ricochet Rabbit sack. Check out his rude and inflamed olfactory unit.Aren't you dying to blow up Mighty Mouse to see what his bag looks like? He seems

Flintstone Secrets

Barney lives under a mushroom. How did I miss that in the cartoons?I also missed his handsome nostrils.This is before they warned girls about what can happen by riding dinosaurs.This must be why Flintstone's lineage stopped after one child.Coming soon...

Mickey With Child Bearing Hips

What if cartoon characters were a lot longer?

even more HB Toys

sorry I haven't put any thrilling posts up latelyI'm kinda burnt out on cartoon theories for the moment-or at least writing about themhowever, I always love when Mike Fontanelli sends me these wacky toy images, so I just put 'em up in case anyone else likes funny toys tooI would love to be in the board meeting when someone says "I got it! We'll make a line of Yogi toys where all the characters

Donald Flat

This is officially approved.

Doggie Mommy Suckles His Young

Mother Nature is amazing.The mammalian teat is such a utilitarian and beautiful piece of equipment.As are other things.

Bum Fun

This toy must have been based on Popeye's prison life.

That Lovable Wife Beater Popeye

Boy, they sure don't make cartoon characters this mean and tough anymore. Lookit the angry mug on him.One thing you got in Popeye cartoons that it's hard to imagine you could do today, is woman beating. Although I imagine they probably do it on Family Guy without the loving animation.Popeye used to beat the daylights out of Olive and that was part of the fun of the cartoons.Of course, as crusty