Did you know that you can find weird things on the internet?

Weird thing 1: Gaddafy is alive! How do we know? Something something use of doubles something something Saudi propaganda.

Also:

Bin Laden's reported assassination was fabricated. In December 2001, he died of likely kidney failure.

I always love it when guys tell me this, as if they know with the certainty of a geometrical proof. When pressed, their "knowledge" always turns out to be surmise and theorizing, mixed in with a lot of smirking and arrogance.

Weird thing 2: Barack Obama is a comic book star! It seems that a whole shelf full of honest-to-god actual, real, non-imaginary this-is-not-a-gag comic books have featured our prez battling aliens, meeting Spider-Man, and raping Japanese maids...







Weird thing 3: Anne Frank is a Mormon now. And there's nothing she can do about it.

Weird thing 4: Al Qaeda literally owns the internet. Says so right here.