Teaneck, New Jersey man wanted for his unique skills in Washington on Thursday.

"We'd really rather not be here," Boehner told reporters. "We'd really rather have the attorney general and the president work with us to get to the bottom of a very serious issue."

Riiiight. Careful Mr. Boehner, this is election season, I am not sure that the American people are ready for another republican witch hunt investigation.

"They have shown very little interest in reaching a resolution, instead they have chosen a path of political confrontation and theater," White House spokesman Jay Carney said of Republican leaders at Wednesday's briefing.

Stop whining Jay, I love a little political "theater". Let's see how far my right wing friends in Washington get with this one. I am glad that they (republicans) want to hold someone accountable for the death of agent Brian Terry. It just would have been nice if they had shown the same amount of zeal for some other good men and women who lost their lives because of poor political decisions as well.

Finally, I go from the ridiculous to the absurd. I honestly think that passing gas in public is crass and has no place among decent folks, but I don't think I would "put a hole" in someone's "dome" if they happened to let loose from their caboose.

Daniel Collins of Teaneck, New Jersey was arrested after he reportedly threatened to take his neighbor’s life when he farted in front of his apartment, the New York Daily News reports.

Collins, 77, pulled a 32-caliber revolver and threatened to “put a hole” in his neighbor’s dome, cops said.

According to police, the two men have been engaged in an ongoing dispute over noise. Collins said the 47-year-old neighbor passed gas so loudly that he heard it inside of his apartment before he smelled the funk. The disrespect proved too much, so the old man had to pull out his pistol to show the younger gentleman his smelly ways were out of order.

Collins has been charged with “aggravated assault, unlawful possession of a firearm and making terroristic threats.” He was released without bail. [Story]

Seriously, what are they eating in Jersey?

This dude was loud and funky. That, my friends, is a deadly combination.

Still, old head should have kept his cool. I would have personally just called 911 on the loathsome neighbor, but the po po would have just had a good laugh as they probably have better things do to in Teaneck, New Jersey than to run down a smelly fart.

I wonder if we can find the perpetrator and take him down to D.C. tomorrow?
We just need to give him a nice spicy meal before we go.